3 Reasons You Should NOT Have A Boudoir Photoshoot...
Let’s face it… Boudoir just isn’t for everyone.
Yep. I said it.
If you’re looking for an excuse to say no to a boudoir session, then boy are you in luck! Because this blog is for you...
Let’s kick it off with Reason #1:
You Would Look Too F*cking Hot.
Yep, you heard me right! A boudoir session? For you? Pft, you’re joking, right? Do you honestly believe that the world could HANDLE the hotness? I mean, we’re already in a climate crisis and you’re gonna waltz into our studio, dawned in the sexiest lingerie, glammed out in hair and makeup, and strike a pose that would leave your enemy begging at your feet?
How dare you.
If that wasn’t enough for you, Reason #2 why you should NOT HAVE A BOUDOIR SESSION is that you hate fun.
You just do.
C’mon, let’s face it, why would you want to have an experience unlike anything else you’ve ever done before and know the joys of having your own power squad, unlocking newfound knowledge of how to make anyone you desire weak in the knees, or make memories that you’ll be able to cherish forever? Your brain would probably explode with how much fun you’d have, so, for your safety, I’d advise against a boudoir session 100%.
You’re still here? Those weren’t enough?? Well, I’ve dug deep for this one, but I have a third and FINAL reason why you should DEFINITELY – at ALL COSTS NECESSARY – avoid a boudoir photo session…
Reason #3 why boudoir just is not for you?
You’re afraid of allowing yourself to feel so confident.
Have plans to take over the world? Rule kingdoms? Slay dragons? Make your enemies weep?
Okay, okay, maybe that’s a little too much, but you get what I’m saying! If you were to have a photo session of this magnitude, can you IMAGINE the power you’d feel? You would literally be unstoppable and that probably scares you. After all, with great power comes great responsibility, and maybe you’re just not ready for that.
Um, well, this is awkward... I thought that those reasons would be enough to, you know, scare you away at this point but… here we are…
I guess that means you’re up to the challenge, then?
If you’re ready to look your fears in the face and say “HELL YEAH” to this experience, then I guess that means it’s time for you to click that link below and talk to me! If you wanna heat things up, have some fun, and feel that power, then let’s get it started ;)